It's the CATASTROPHE (what could possibly go wrong?)

[espersions]

[ Throughout the world, postcards appear in mailboxes, emails show up in inboxes, posts get shared on Faceb**k, private messages get sent on L*nkedin, and hand lettered signs turn up on grassy median strips. They all have more or less the same content:

***ATTENTION ESPERS***

Energetic and motivated go-getters only!
No experience necessary!
Make your own hours!
Work from home!
All levels needed!
Potential earnings are UNLIMITED!

NORMALS MUST DIE

All serious applicants considered! Call or text 1-TOT-ESL-EGIT today!

Finding a job as an esper these days can be difficult, so you might be applying out of hope or desperation. Or—if you're not completely gullible—suspicion. In any case, calling the above number will direct you to present yourself to one of multiple offices throughout the world, offices that turn out to be teleportation portals. If you, brave soul, decide to step through, you may find yourself... ]

Hi hiiiii~! Glad you could join us!

[ ...gladhanded by a white-haired teenager in a middle school uniform. There's a big round pin on his uniform that says "ASK ME ABOUT P.A.N.D.R.A." If you look around, a number of people have those buttons on.

Or, if you're lucky, you've stumbled upon a portal that dumps you into a different part of the ship. Enjoy the champagne reception in the main dining room. Marvel at the contraband treasures in the hold. Or do your best King of the World impression at the prow. All are welcome—all espers, that is. ]

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[precog_department]

A Zettai Karen Children Dressing room to fool around with canon characters or ZKC AUs.